Hello...
This page is things that were sent to me, and I liked them so much, I thought I would
share them with you. Enjoy! Some of these make you really think and wonder!
In Memory of Doc - Do You Really Know Your Vet?!
Nancy 3 Bears If You're A Bear... Bostonian Grown-up Shit Questions Condoms
15 Things Reason Daily Survival Kit To My Friends Information Please Freshman What Would You Do? Take My Quiz
=> Did
you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
He's all right now.
=> How do crazy
people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
=> What do
you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
=> What's
the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
=> Where
do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
=> What's
the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.
=> What
did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam".
=> Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that
when you transport something by car it's called a shipment,
but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo?
You know that
little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Nike
Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstone Vitamin Condoms. Ten million strong, and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Have you driven your ford lately?
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey--you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-licking good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the real thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mmm, mmm, good.
Genereal Electric Condoms: We bring good things to life!
AT&T Condoms: Reach out and touch someone.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.
Microsoft Condoms: Wehre do you want to go today?
Energizer Condoms: It keeps going and going and going...
M & M Condoms: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand!
Taco Bell Condoms: Get some; make a run for the border.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family.
Doublemint Condoms: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
The Sears Latex Condoms: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Delta Airlines travel pack Condoms: Delta is ready when you are.
United Airlines travel pack Condoms: Fly United.
The Star Trek Condoms: To boldly go where no one has gone before.
Toyota Condoms: Get the feeling.
Brooks Pharmacy Condoms: You'll like what we do for you.
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a
hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in wat the cheeky-faced
youngster was doing he politely asked,
"What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an
awfully big hole there for a gold fish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside
your F*cking cat."
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Baby Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table; he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. Who's been eating my porridge?!!," he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my Porridge?," he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For Goodness sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Momma Bear who got up first, It was Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house, It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee, It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper, It was Momma Bear who set the table, It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, And, now that you've decided to drag your asses downstairs and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time ..."
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN
PORRIDGE YET !!"
If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do
nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that
too.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers
your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with
that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling, he EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
I wanna be a bear.
You Know You're A Bostonian If...
1) You've slammed on your brakes to
deter a tailgater
2) Your favorite adjective is "wicked"
3) You remember when the "Fleet Center" was "The Boston Garden"
and refuse to refer to it as anything but
"The Garden.
4) Know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frank(ie)
5) You go to the "Packy" not the "Liquor Store"
6) Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin' Donuts, ATM or CVS within eyeshot at
all times.
7) Know how to claim your space on the T. Know what the T is.
8) You keep an ice scraper and can of de-icer on the floor of your car....year
round.
9) You still try to order curly fries from Burger King.
10) You know how to pronounce Worcester, Peabody, and Situiate
11) You know where the Combat Zone used to be and still avoid that area
12) You don't eat dinner; you eat "suppa"
13) Pepsi, Coke, Sprite, etc. are not called "soda", they are
"tonic"
14) You order iced coffee in January.That's Brickley. =) Large French Vanilla, Ice Coffee,
w/ Cream
& Sugar from Dunks & served by Sara! =)
15) You can curse in Italian...only you don't say "curse" you say
"swear"
16) You don't understand the purpose of a crosswalk and therefore refuse to use
them, even outside of Boston.
17) You know what Candlepin Bowling is
18) You know about Evacuation Day
19) You have tried to drive the measured mile in less than 45 seconds
20) You drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax but end up
spending $6 in toll fees
21) The whole 'Big Dig' mess drives you nuts unless you are spooning it
22) You've used the statement "not fa nuthin" in a conversation
23) You serve bread with every meal
24) You feel compelled to hear at least one weather report a day
25) You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic
so you can make a left
26) You've bragged about the money you've saved at "The Christmas Tree
Shop"
Signs That You've Grown-up
1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke
any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to
turn down
the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie - is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3:00 a.m. would severely upset, rather than
settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test
kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to", replaces "I'm never going drink
that much again."
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.
Fifteen Things You Didn't know! or Did you?
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much
they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in the world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely
turned your back on the
world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it,
but if you
believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later,
you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.
REASON, SEASON, OR A LIFETIME? WHICH ONE ARE YOU?
Pay attention to what you read. After you read this, you will know the reason it was sent to you! People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person.
When someone is in your life for a REASON. . . It is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are! They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part, or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered. And now it is time to move on.
Then people come into your life for a SEASON. Because your turn has come to share, grow, or learn. They bring you an experience of peace, or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it! It is real! But, only for a season.
LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons: things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.
Thank you for being a part of my life.
This is to show people you love them and to see how many people love you!!!!! Don't feel embarrassed, because only you will get the results. If you were to send it to every friend that you have on-line, and you received....
0 Replies = you need to work on your "people
skills"
2 Replies = you're nice, but need to be more outgoing=20
4 Replies = you have picked your friends well
6 Replies = you are downright popular
8 or More = you are totally awesome!!!!
(Probably why you're on MY list!)
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like no one is watching.
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but
because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they
don't love you with all
they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you
can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love
with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on
you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so
that when we finally
meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep
on trusting and just be more
careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know
someone else and expect
them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?
Hardly anyone I know ! But some of us have all right friends and good friends!!!
You have been Tagged by the Green Dog!
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ruff!!!!!
Daily Survival Kit
Items Needed:
* Toothpick
* Rubber Band
* Band Aid
* Pencil
* Eraser
* Chewing Gum
* Mint
* Candy Kiss
* Tea Bag
Why???
1) TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good
qualities in others. -Matt. 7:1
2) RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible; things might not always go the way you
want, but it will
work out. - Romans 8:28
3) BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's. - Col. 3:12-14
4) PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings everyday.-Eph.1:3
5) ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it's OK. -Gen.50:15-21
6) CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.- Phil
4:13
7) MINT - to remind you that you are worth a mint ! - John 3:16-17
8) CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday. - 1 John 4:7
9) TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and go over that list of blessings.- 1
Thess 5:18
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed.
They lend an ear, share a word of praise and they always open their hearts to you.
To My Friends:
If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend. -- Stone Temple Pilots
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a
hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
-- Winnie the Pooh
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost. -- Charles Caleb Colton
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend. -- Albert Camus
Strangers are just friends waiting to happen.
Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies. -- Mencius
Friends are God's way of taking care of us.
I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay -- Dave Matthews
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere. -- Tim McGraw
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life. -- Lee Iacocca
Hold a true friend with both your hands. -- Nigerian Proverb
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart
and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words. -- Unknown
"INFORMATION PLEASE"
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember well, the polished old case fastened to the wall and the shiny receiver on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother would talk to it. Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived an amazing person, and her name was "Information, Please," and there was nothing she did not know.
"Information, Please" could supply anybody's number and the correct time.
My first personal experience with this genie-in-a-bottle came one day while my mother was visiting a neighbor. Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my finger with hammer. The pain was terrible but, there didn't seem to be any reason in crying because there was no onehome to give me sympathy. I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally arriving at the stairway. The telephone!
Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and held it to my ear. "Information, Please," I said into the mouthpiece just above my head. Aclick or two, and a small clear voice spoke into my ear. "Information." "I hurt my finger!" I wailed into the phone. The tears came readily enough now that I had an audience. "Isn't your mother home?" came the question.
"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered. "Are you bleeding?" the voice asked."No," I replied. "I hit my finger with a hammer, and it hurts." "Can you open your icebox?" she asked. I said I could. "Then chip off a piece of ice and hold it to your finger," said the voice.
After that, I called "Information, Please" for everything. I asked her for
help with my geography, and she told me where Philadelphia was. She helped me with
my math. She told me that my pet chipmunk, which I had caught in the park just the
day before, would eat fruit and nuts. Then there was the time Petey, our pet canary
died. I called "Information, Please" and told her the sad story.
She listened, then said the usual thing grown ups say to soothe a child. But,
I was inconsolable. I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and
bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on the bottom of a
cage?"
She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "Paul, you must remember that there are other worlds to sing in." Somehow, I felt better.
Another day I was on the telephone. "Information, Please." "Information," said the now familiar voice. "How do you spell 'fix?'" I asked.
All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest. When I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston. I missed my friend very much. "Information, Please" belonged in that old wooden box back home, and somehow I never thought of trying the tall, new shiny phone that sat on the table in the hall.
As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood conversations never really left me. Often, in moments of doubt and perplexity, I would recall the serene sense of security I had then. I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to have spent her time on a little boy.
A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in Seattle. I had about half-an-hour or so between planes. I spent 15 minutes or so on the phone with my sister, who lived there now. Then, without thinking about what I was doing, I dialed my hometown operator and said, Information Please."? Miraculously, I heard the small clear voice I knew so well. "Information." I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying, "Could you please tell me how to spell 'fix'?"
There was a long pause. Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must be healed by now." I laughed, "So it's really still you," I said. "I wonder if you have any idea how much you meant to me during that time" "I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to me. I never had any children, and I used to look forward to your calls." I told Her how often I had thought of her over the years and asked if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister. "Please do," she said "Just ask for Sally." Three months later I was back in Seattle. A different voice answered, "Information." I asked for Sally. "Are you a friend?" she said.
"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," she said. "Sally had been working part time in the last few years because she was sick. She died five weeks ago." Before I could hang up she said, "Wait a minute. Are you Paul?"
"Yes."
"Well, Sally left a message for you.? She wrote it down in case you called. Let me read it to you." The note said, "Tell him I still say there are other worlds to sing in. He'll know what I mean."
I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.
Never underestimate the impression you make on others. Whose life have you touched today?
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw
a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was
carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his
books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties
and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and
went on.As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him,
knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His
glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked
up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I
jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in
his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really
should get lives." He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!" There was a big
smile on his face.
It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.
I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes. We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous.
Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, "Hey, big guy, you'll be great!" He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. "Thanks," he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began. "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents,your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends. I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."
I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With
one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all
in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You
now have two choices, you can:
"Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly." There is no beginning or end..
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is mystery.
Today is a gift.
What would you do if every time you fell in love with someone you had to say good-bye?
What would you do if everytime you wanted someone they would never be there?
What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of saddness?
What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?
What would you do if you loved someone more
than anything else and you could never have them?
Some people love and some people die.
But I wanted to tell you I love you and you're a true friend...That I will always be here for you when and if you need me...If I died tomorrow, you would be in my heart forever.
Would I be in yours?
You might be best friends one year, pretty good friends the next year, don't talk that often the next year and don't want to talk at all the year after that. So I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.
Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will. Remember everyone needs a friend, somday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this, you can take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.
I LOVE YOU ALWAYS & FOREVER!!!
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the Present!
Well, it's shit........That's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Consider this:
You can be shit faced,
Shit out of luck,
Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, You can get your shit together,
Find a place for your shit
Or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,
Buy shit, sell shit,
Lose shit, find shit,
Forget shit, and
Tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit,
While others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
Dumb shits,
Crazy shits,
And sweet shits.
There is bull shit,
Horse shit
And chicken shit.
You can throw shit,
Sling shit,
Catch shit,
Shoot the shit,
Or duck when shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit
Or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit
Or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
Some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
Things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit,
Not enough shit,
The right shit,
The wrong shit
Or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit,
Have a mountain of shit,
Or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit,
And other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, It's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, You don't need to know anything else!
You could tell some one, if you give a shit!
Take My
Quiz:
To take my quiz, compose an email... and highlight and copy the quiz into the mail... then
fill it out! =)
When I receive it from you, I will compile the answers and put them on the page...
1. My name:
2. Where did we meet?:
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long have you known me?
5. How well do you know me?:
6. Do I smoke?:
7. When you first saw me what was your impression?:
8. My age?:
9. Birthday?:
10. Colour hair?:
11. Colour eyes?:
12. Do I have any siblings?:
13. Have you ever had a crush on me?:
14. Have you ever been jealous of me?:
15. What's one of my favourite things to do?:
16. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:
17. What's my favourite type of music?:
18. What is the best feature about me?:
19. Am I shy or outgoing?:
20. Would you say I am funny:
21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?:
22. Any special talents?:
23. Would you consider me a friend?:
24. Would you call me stud, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, camp, SPORTY nerdy,
snobby,
or something else?:
25. Have you ever seen me cry?:
26. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?:
27. Are my parents still together?:
28. What do I love?:
29. What am I doing next year?
These answers to the following questions won't be on the website
30. If I had to describe you in 1 word, 5
words max, what would I say, and why?
31. What Is your Name, & mailing address?
32. What would I consider you to be to me? Best Friend, Close Friend, Friend,
Acquaintance?
FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company that we
are working for could easily
replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the
rest of their lives.
And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than into our own family, an
unwise
investment indeed, don't you think? So what is behind the story?
Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
In Memory of Doc - Are You Sure About Your Vet?!
This happened to my sister...Please read it, it could save one of your animals' lives!!!
"I am sending this email to all the people I know
in the hope that it will educate people and prevent the tragedy that has recently happened
to me. I warn you it is lengthy and please take time to read it and forward it. It could
save your animals life. I have also sent a picture of Doc.
I have had cats for 8 years and having them has taught me many things.
Anyone that owns an animal knows that you absolutely know your pets moods and behaviours,
and when something is wrong with them you want to take care of them immediately. For most,
these pets are our family and more commonly, our children. Some people do not understand
this connection, but I think everyone can identify with having a close family member or
friend.
Well my cat, officially known as Doc, loveably nicknamed DoDoos, became sick just a few
short days ago. We knew something was wrong, he was vomiting green liquid and he ws not
eating or drinking or going to the bathroom. We contacted out vet clinic, described the
symptoms, and they told us to come in the next day at 10:30 am . We took him to our vet,
they are licensed physicians, they will know what to do and he will be as good as new.
When we took Doc to the vet, the doctor told us she could find nothing
wrong. She simply took a little bit of blood, a nutrition shot and sent us on our way. We
did not question her, after all she was a licensed doctor. This was not a doctor we
normally had but its an animal hospital and there are often many different doctors there.
This one we had never seen before, in fact she told my boyfriend she was new. At this
time, we could never have known just what she meant by "new".
Later that night, Doc was having a real hard time breathing, he was
still not eating, and barely moving. We called Angel Memorial Hospital in Boston, a well
known hospital for animals. We simply described the sypmtoms to them, the same symptoms
described to the doctor at our clinic just 12 hours earlier. They told us to bring him in
immediately, it could be life threatening.
We got to Angel and they took him immediately. They explained to us
that he was very ill and they did not know exactly what it was but they did know it was
affecting his heart and his lungs and he could hardly breathe. They also explained the
many procedures they would be doing, xrays, cat scans, ultrasounds and they had him on an
iv due to his paleness, dehydration annd the fact he hadn't been eating, drinking or going
to the bathroom in several days.
At 1:30am, they told us he was the same and they would be running more
tests in the morning. We went home, confused and worried. At 5:00am, the doctor called to
tell us that he almost died, they were giving him more fluids and his lungs couldn't take
it he was throwing up more of this green liquid. Then just one half hour later, the doctor
called back to tell us that our baby had died, his heart just gave out. The doctors could
only tell us he had a severe infection in his lungs. He was only 7, he had no previous
medical problems.
This was the worst news I have ever recieved and just like that my heart broke. Never
again would I say his name or see his sweet face. I didn't even get to say goodbye.
Everywhere I look, I see him.
But the saddest thing is, I believe it could have been prevented. We came to find out this
new doctor we originally saw was not just new to our vet clinic, but newly graduated, just
this year 2002. She could have asked another vet for assistance in a diagnosis, should
have requested more tests, she should not have let hm just go home. As owners, We should
have stood our ground and not backed down just because her name has MD after it.
So I hope just one person learns from this. Don't be afraid to question
your doctor. It could make the difference of your animal living or dying.
We have contacted the MSPCA and we are filing a complaint against her.
They told us she graduated this year. We contacted the owner of the clinic we go to. He
had no answers, no defense and just gave us our money back. It's not the money we want
back, it's one more minute to hug, hold, and kiss our sweet baby. Thanks to the novice
experience of this doctor, the last time we saw Doo Doo he was in a cardboard box and he
was cold and we never got to say goodbye.
Hopefully, you read this, I am sorry it was so long. Please forward
this to all your animal loving friends."